After a period of extrem dark darkness, even the dungeonmaster lost his track dungeoning dungeons and stuff. The gatheway was not reachable and after days of battle, the master did surrender to the dark forces.
:skull:The gamemaster then came to the last resort. He had to summon a mighty wizard for the kingdom of Voo. This mighty wizard would come to his house and cast a fucking unholy brightsucking spell of overmighty toodamnpowerfull connection restoring. After quick assembling his spell components, he casts and ... bof ... nothing happened. By the gateway was still unreachable. But the wizard was not out of ressources yet!
He the screw appart the mighty-untouchable-routering artefact, to extract the overheating metal grid that was built to protect against "unknown" or "undevelopped" threats, as the wizard explained. Allthough this didn't make the artefact work better.
The wizard of Voo then used a mighty creation spell to create a new artifact out of thin air. This new tuned device would now connect to The Mighty Gatewayyyyyy
finally!!! but nope
There was an other problem that the Mage hadn't considered. There was an asskickin demon called Nöööö protecting the connection! The wizard then went off, and there was still nothing to do...
The central had to fight the demon, and untill that battle was not over, the gamemaster would not have any internet